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I think live journals are stupid and self-indulgent. In fact, I think a lot of things (including mirriors, mascara, spell-check, socks and anarcists are stupid and self-indulgent.) But I go to this crazy liberal arts college in bumblefuck and i am incapable of keeping in touch with my friends because im a douche bag so i figured...well the fuck ill do this stupid live journal thing.

I like card games and cigarette breaks. I like licking cotten candy at county fairs in Michigan. I like weather so hot your skin peels off and you have to vacuum it off the sidewalk. I like poetry that doesn't suck. I like letters and hate emails. I like democrats, liberals and radicals who aren't annoying assfaces. I like republicans as long as they cook for you and don't vote. I hate videogames and television (except Sex and the City) I'm a Scorpio which I guess makes me passionate, intense, intuitive, kinda bitchy occasionally and just a bit sex-crazed. I think about death a lot...in a good way but im usually in a good mood when im not throwing a tantrum. All my friends are gay but I'm not...even though i tend to make out with chics when Im drunk.

Oh and I'm young and stupid so I still kinda think I'm going to publish the next great American novel.

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